Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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