i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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