I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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