The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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