the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
