I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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