this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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