i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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