operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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