i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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