You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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