I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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