i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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