You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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