It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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