Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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