That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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