I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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