Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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