is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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