LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
