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You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
why do cheetos always look like penises
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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