i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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