I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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