Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
40s are totally the cure
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
