I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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