I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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