I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
This is the high leading the old right now
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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