is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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