Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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