I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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