how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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