She is in my trunk
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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