i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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