I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
