I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This house was built for laser tag.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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