she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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