I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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