So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Someone came in the potted fern
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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