He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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