were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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