I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
