hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she smelled like a LAN party
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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