And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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