i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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