D3 body, D1 cock
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Green mimosas i think yes
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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