I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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