I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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