For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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