I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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