I could have mohawked her pubes.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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