so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm too high and old for this...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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