508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
