I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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