i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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